The Dropped Pass Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- The broadcast shows Tate on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tate drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.