The Butter-Finger Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tate gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tate, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.