The Snap Count Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tate will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tate drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.