The Shadow Coverage Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Tate's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tate drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.