The Butter-Finger Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tate gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tate's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.