The Inch-Short Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- The QB looks at Tate exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tate's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.