The Butter-Finger Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tate is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tate's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.