The Phantom Holding Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Tate is already "Out" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Tate scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.