The Phantom Flag Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tate scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tate drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.