The Inch-Short Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Tate exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- Tate gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Rookie Tate gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tate's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.