The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Beck audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.