The Late Scratch Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Beck, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.