The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Beck gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beck drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.