The Intentional Grounding Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Beck on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.