The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.