The Sack Spiral Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Beck tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.