The Sideline-Scold Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Beck gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.