The Hamstring Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Beck, the end zone is a rumor.
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.