The Kneel-Down Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beck's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.