The Sideline-Scold Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beck drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.