The Snap Count Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Beck, the end zone is a rumor.
- Beck will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beck's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.