The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Every deep ball Beck throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Beck tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beck drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.