The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Beck's stadium. Only over Beck.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Beck's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.