The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.