The Dropped Pass Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Lamb scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.