The Dropped Pass Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Lamb gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.