The Dropped Pass Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Lamb sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.