The Shadow Coverage Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lamb's stadium. Only over Lamb.
- Lamb is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.