The Hamstring Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- A mysterious flag erases Lamb's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Lamb gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Lamb, Lamb, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.