The Out-of-Bounds Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Lamb, that's a flag." Lamb: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lamb drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.