The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Lamb scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.