The Snap Count Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Ref: "Number Lamb, that's a flag." Lamb: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Lamb gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Lamb scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- Javonte Williams
FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.