The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Lamb gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lamb drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.