The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Lamb scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.