The Phantom Flag Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Lamb gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lamb drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.