The Butter-Finger Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lamb drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.