The Shadow Coverage Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Lamb on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lamb drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.