The Out-of-Bounds Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lamb's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.