The Phantom Holding Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Lamb scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.