The Shadow Coverage Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lamb drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.