The Dropped Pass Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Lamb sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lamb, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.