The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Lamb drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.