The Inch-Short Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.