The Inch-Short Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The QB looks at Lamb exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lamb drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.