The Late Scratch Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Lamb is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lamb's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.