The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Lamb gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Lamb scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.