The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- Lamb's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lamb was due a breakout.
- Lamb's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lamb drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.