The Inch-Short Hex of CeeDee Lamb
CeeDee Lamb · DAL · WR
“Lamb does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lamb's week
- The QB looks at Lamb exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Lamb gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lamb's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse CeeDee Lamb in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If CeeDee Lamb is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing CeeDee Lamb actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.