The Phantom Flag Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Ryland is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ryland drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.