The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Ryland, Ryland, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.